lovelyplugly:

Win Plugs

Hello! We’re having a double giveaway to celebrate the re-opening of our shop, and reaching over 100 followers on Tumblr.

Two winners will receive 1 pair of Lovely Plugly plugs of their choice, from size 6mm (2g) to 16mm (5/8”)*.Not sure what ones you’d like? Have a look through our Facebook photos for ideas :)

HOW TO ENTER GIVEAWAY ONE

• Follow Our Tumblr (one entry) and
• Reblog this Tumblr Giveaway post (up to three times, one entry per reblog)

The winner will be randomly selected by randomizer.org

HOW TO ENTER GIVEAWAY TWO

Use the handy Rafflecopter widget on our Giveaway Page and …

• Like our Facebook page (1 entry) 
• Follow us on Twitter (1 entry) 
• Retweet our Tweet (2 entries)

The winner will be randomly selected using the Rafflecopter widget.

Giveaway is open WORLDWIDE and ends on 11 December 2011. The two winners will be contacted by email and have 48 hours to reply. Think that’s it.

Good luck!

fuckyeahtattoos:

A smooth sea never made a good sailor…….this was done by Gilly Smash at Family Tattoo in Chicago.

(Source: prestopics, via gaygifts)

themotherfuckingfox:

idkisaac:

elijahboy:

nolies-justlovex:

CAN YOUR MAC DO THIS?

DIDN’T THINK SO.

Play the audio file. You know you want to.

YO MAC JUST GOT OWNED.

:3

LOL @ THE GIF.

:(

Oh well at least my Mac turns on

I’ve reblogged this a million times… but it still makes me laugh so yeah.

(Source: dropaheartbreakaname, via jwalk128)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I DON’T APPRECIATE THE TONE OF YOUR VOICE.

SOMEONE SHIT IN THE KITCHEN. THIS IS THE ONLY FACT WE HAVE AT THE MOMENT. LET’S NOT GET AHEAD OF OURSELVES AND START POINTING FINGERS. 

DO EITHER OF US HAVE ANY ENEMIES? PEOPLE WE MAY HAVE ANGERED? I’M JUST SAYING, I KNOW YOU DO A LOT OF BLOGGING. 

animalstalkinginallcaps:

HOW LONG HAS SEAN BEEN DEAD?

I HAVE NO IDEA. HE’S SO QUIET MOST OF THE TIME IT’S HARD TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

FINALLY. WE’VE BEEN DRIVING FOR DAYS. 

I AM GOING TO BUY SO MANY FLÖRGS AND BJÅRNBLÛBS IT WILL MAKE YOUR FACE FALL OFF OF YOUR FACE.

OH, AND DON’T LET ME FORGET LITTLE LIGHTBULBS FOR MY SLÖLM.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

COME ON, JUST GO TO WORK. SNAP OUT OF IT.

I’M NOT THE FIRST GUY TO GET DUMPED. EVERYONE GETS DUMPED. I’M BEING STUPID. I’M GOING TO LOSE MY JOB STANDING HERE DOING MY BEST JOHN CUSACK IMPRESSION.

… AND THEN SHE’LL TOTALLY TAKE ME BACK, RIGHT? BECAUSE IF I WASN’T GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER THE FIRST TIME AROUND I’LL BE SUPER ATTRACTIVE WHEN I’M UNEMPLOYED.

OH GOD, COME ON. DON’T CRY AGAIN. DO NOT CRY AGAIN. 

… OR JUST TURN ON THE WATERWORKS FOR THE SIXTH TIME TODAY. AWESOME. JUST CRYING IN THE RAIN. NOTHING CLICHÉD ABOUT THAT AT ALL. 

animalstalkinginallcaps:

HELLO THERE! YOU MUST BE FROM HOTEL SERVICES! ARE THOSE THE BED LINENS WE ORDERED? GREAT! I’LL JUST TAKE THOSE FROM YOU AND YOU CAN SCOOT BACK DOWN TO THE FRONT DESK BECAUSE THERE’S NOTHING TO SEE HERE. NO SIR. JUST A RELAXING DAY AT THE OLD DOWNTOWN MARRIOTT. CATCHING UP ON OUR READING AND THINGS LIKE THAT. THANKS SO MUCH. HAVE A NICE AFTERNOON.